B-Movie Bastards Forum

steve_meyer · Joined: 13 Mar 2007 Posts: 11

Dear Me,

Who the hell do you think you are? You aren't funny. You aren't witty. You mumble too much. Most of your jokes seem to elicit more weird stares than chuckles, and your News and Reviews is over-long and boring!

Why don't you just give up? Spend your days eating taquitos and masturbating to those fake nude photos of Jessica Alba (Which you know you're gonna do anyway).

Goddamn it, me. You're really letting us down.

Sincerely,

Me.

Note: This is Steve's psychiatrist speaking here. I hax0red his internetz account. lolz.

Anyway, I'm glad to see those motivational speeches I've been giving him have been working so well. I guess that's what you get when you visit a psychiatrist who got his degree through mail-order. Oh wellz.

Pixie · Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 8 Location: Pasadena, CA

So...does this title imply that you've had a sex change? Well damn, Steve, it's about time you came clean!
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jfolschinsky · Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Los Angeles

If that were true and I'm not saying it's not. But I think the title would be, (Bastards to a Bitch), unless Steve has finally become a man...Yeah, I can't write that with a straight face.
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